What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

How strict are your parents?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

How many couples swap wives?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?